You’re my playmate of the year
Here’s a first time truth story for you. when i was 13 or 14, i was big into BMG music service. I would sign up at my dad’s house, refer "Jay Hall" at my mom’s address, and I’d get 5 free CDs on top of the introductory offer. I think it worked out to 12 CDs for $45. That’s great. Anyway, one day I got a trial offer flyer in the mail for Playboy magazine. It had my BMG music info on it for my mom’s house. You had to be 18 or older to sign up for the service, so I guess they’re just allowed to send you stuff like that. I took it in to show my friends at school how cool I was. Dallas and Travis and everyone were trying to convince me to fill it out and send it back in. I wouldn’t do it. Then Dallas said he would do it, so he took it from me, but I didn’t think he had the guts to do it. We were at that age where we just taunted eachother to do bad things. Dallas actually did it though. If I remember correctly, Travis had a car at that time and he drove Dallas home from school that day and they dropped it off then.
Few weeks go by I guess, my dad and I are out running errands and he says we need to stop at my mom’s for something. I actually don’t remember how it all unfolded, but it just so happened that Dallas and Travis and I were planning on going to a concert, X-fest a week or two later. My punishment was that I would have to leave the concert early. Total weak sauce. I missed Green Day, and them lighting their drums on fire, the bassist from Jimmies Chicken Shack running on stage naked during someone’s set, and another band or two I think. I also just missed out on the bonding time with Travis and Dallas. I didn’t even do anything…but sometimes, it’s the lack of action that we end up paying for.1,754 views