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It's crazy how emotional i am. I get deeply affected by how I feel and it shows in everything I do. If I'm sad, my eyes are heavy, i have no "pep" as my pap-pap used to say, and just a general sense of malaise. I try to tie it to my diet, but that doesn't work. I try to tie to it my sleeping schedule, and that doesn't explain it. It really is just emotions. I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
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Posted by sixf00t4 on Thursday, August 14, 2008 @ 15:07:45 EDT (69 reads)
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Comcast: it's comcastically frustrating.
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Every time i look at my $75 a month cable bill, I wonder why I pay it. I was so happy without cable, and if I lived alone, there would be no cable. I don't understand why I have to pay so much money for something that gives me commercials. This opens another topic about why the television was created and marketed the way it was, which really has some interesting literature and documentaries apropos, but this rant is not about that. It's just about my recent encounter with comcast.
So I've been a comcast customer for over 6 years now in one form or another. full blown digital subscriber, just basic tv, then to the standard package where I sit now. All the time, I've been enrolled in automatic bill payments with no paper bills mailed to me. Bliss. It's a never changing bill, so i don't need to look at it, i just expect that much to taken out each month. So for years this goes on fine. Back in december, I logged in to change my credit card information. Still, all works fine, until May, apparently. In June, I get a "past due" notice in the mail. WTF? So i call the number and try to see what's up. The representative was utterly useless. She kept stating the obvious, "No payment was made in May." And I say, "umm...I know, otherwise I wouldn't have received a past due notice. What I need you to do is fix it so it doesn't happen again." It's absolutely ridiculous how inept this person is, and coming from a helpdesk background, I know how things should go here, and this is terrible. So I ask her to take off the late fee, and she says she doesn't have the ability to do that. She doesn't seem to have the ability to do anything I need her to do, so I ask to speak to her manager, or at least someone with the access to remove late fees. She says only supervisors can, and they can call me back within a 24 hour period. So it's going to be one of those deals, aye? Whatever. I leave instructions to call my cell phone and not my home number.
So I log into comcast's website, and I see that my credit card information shows a credit card that expired in 2006. WTF? That's not my fault. To me, sounds like someone had a system crash and reverted to a backup with old information. The last time I changed my info was in december, and it's been working since then. I update the information and wait for my call back to get that late fee removed.
Of course, it never comes. I'm livid. I do automatic bill payment so i don't have to deal with crap, now they're making me take time out of my day to deal with crap that is their fault. I call them back today, and get some lady who again has this crazy knack for saying things that are utterly useless. I say that my information was reverted to old information, and I didn't do anything, so something changed on their end. She said she doesn't even have the access to do that, as if I meant SHE did it. She's totally defensive at anything I'm saying, and I can see that I will never get retribution for my time wasted with these people. She was able to remove the late fee pretty easily. She says that they did try to call me, but they used my home number even though I had left instructions not to use that number. She said that she could have someone call me back within 24 hours so that I can ask a supervisor why my payments didn't go through, but honestly, I don't feel like investing my time, nay, my VACATION, in finding and fixing the flaws in their system. This is what helpdesk tickets are for. I open a problem ticket, you fix it. Don't call me back until it's fixed.
So all to appropriately, I don't expect any calls from Comcast any time soon.
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Posted by sixf00t4 on Monday, July 07, 2008 @ 11:40:14 EDT (211 reads)
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Pudding is the most emotionally degrading and abusive food evar
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Before you even get to taste the pudding, you're already a loser. You're not getting that seal off with 1 smooth motion. Nope. It's going to tear. Unevenly. Then you have to decide, do you go all OCD and peel the cover off completely, or do you let that taut portion obstruct your spooning motion? This little plastic container has already conquered your mind and ego, and you're not even aware.
So the peel is off (to a consumable degree anyway), is it time yet to enjoy the fruits of your labor? Of course not. You must grovel. You aren't worthy of the pudding and you must sacrifice your dignity to the pudding gods before you taste the deliciousness. Stick your tongue out and lick that seal like the bottom feeder that you are! You know you have to. It's so demeaning, but it's become so natural that we don't even think about it. We are slave to the pudding gods and they mock us.
Assuming your spoon fits in the opening, which actually, let's cover that first. This little dinky cup is even designed to tick you off. You can't just shove your hand in there or dump some pudding in your mouth, you need to find the right utensil and extricate the gooey goodness. You can't just stick any spoon in there, no wide-mouths here, no, you need something with a point to get into that bevel that surrounds the bottom of the cup. The only way to get a spoon that fits that description is to sacrifice volume. So again, you're set up for disappointment because you will not be satiated by the amount of pudding per spoonful. It took me 5 scoops to get the amount of pudding that I would have liked to have in 1 scoop. I have to ration this?? Why can't i just take as much as I want and be done?
It doesn't stop there though. You'll never be able to finish it. You can scrape the sides of the container as much as you like, and you will, but you will never get all the pudding out. You have to reach that point where you decide the work isn't worth it anymore and give up. You have to give up. Quit. Conquered yet again by pudding.
So, grab another, right? Yeah, that does wonders for the self-esteem. Things like crackers and ice-cream have the serving sizes written on them, but pudding, they prepackage the serving size for you. No one actually eats only the 2 oreos in a serving size. You're an automatic fatty if you break out that second cup of pudding though. It's surprising how fast a garbage can will fill up full of empty pudding containers. It's like pudding's serving size is really just a sampler package, but there is no full portion option. All you'll ever get is not enough. Look at desserts like "dirt" where pudding is served in a big bowl, like it should be. You can take what you want and no one judges. This is ridiculous and an outrage.
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Posted by sixf00t4 on Thursday, June 26, 2008 @ 20:05:28 EDT (200 reads)
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Some witty line about having 5 wisdom teeth removed
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this was a stupid idea. I was totally fine thursday, friday, saturday, and sunday. I'm swollen and can't eat anything. i ran 5 miles friday, hung drywall saturday, and played soccer sunday. Now i can't get out of bed. isn't this reversed? the doc said he expected my 5th day would be the worse when i made a special visit to him yesterday because i was in so much despair. he said that he had to remove a lot of bone last thursday. that can't be good. now i think a hole opened up from my top teeth into my sinuses. my tongue is going numb. this is ballz. i want to not do this anymore. my kids are getting this done when they're 12.
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Posted by sixf00t4 on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 @ 13:44:36 EDT (205 reads)
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Vending machines should have some sort of confirmation step. All I have is bills, so i have to stick in $2 for the brown sugar pop tarts that cost $1.10 there in E2. But as I press the buttons and hear the mechanical contraption spin and whirl, It's the $1.85 ho-hos that are being spun to me. BAH. That was F2 for the pop tarts. crap. Vending machines are the devil anyway.
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Posted by sixf00t4 on Friday, June 13, 2008 @ 13:07:12 EDT (292 reads)
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have you ever realized how ridiculous men's fashion is? We basically have a clearly defined spectrum of fashion with no blurring inbetween. You've got the T shirt, the polo, the button down, the suit, and finally the tux. The fabulous 5 fashions of non-females. We get jeans, khakis, and dress pants. All we ever really get to chose is color, but even that can be asking for metro-sexual accusations. We're all walking billboards too, with the little Nautica or Ralph Lauren logos on our left chest. I can't remember the last time I saw a girl with a logo on her outfit.
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Posted by sixf00t4 on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 @ 14:52:45 EDT (468 reads)
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Did you forget to take your meds?
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heh, so I have been wanting to try some vitamin supplements for a while now, just to see if they help with energy/metabolism. Get some vitamin b12 in me and see what happens, ya know? So i go to my local wally world and start looking around at the bottles, and I find the one-a-day bottles, pretty well known brand name, right? they say they help with energy and stuff, so i get them. I took them for the past week...not really feeling any different at all...then I noticed today..."For age 50+" written on the bottle. DOH No wonder I've been a grumpy old bast....person, i'm taking the pills of one! Placebo affect or not, that's what I'm blaming it on. So, anyone know any 50+ year olds that want some pills? ...some more pills?
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I turn 26 this year....wtf. when did that happen?
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Posted by sixf00t4 on Wednesday, April 02, 2008 @ 20:23:16 EDT (474 reads)
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Locked inside a heart-shaped box.
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I was reading a blog entry at Thatnight.net and as she listed things she doesn't blog about, I started to think about all the things that I don't blog about. You won't see a lot of temporary emotion here. You might see the songs and poems that they inspire, but you won't see it in a blog post. Sometimes I'll write about the battles with depression I've had, but I'll reiterate the positive or the mental stability. I'm not as much of an attention-where as I might come off to be, and I will never make a cry of help through some lame blog post. I'm not here to soapbox either, so you won't see the politcal diatribes and mud-slinging. I don't get caught in the whirlwind of society as much as others. Not necessarily misanthropic, but certainly not part of the band wagon, so you won't see NCAA stats, football ANYTHING, or how I can't believe Andrina went on a date with spencer on the latest episode of The Hills. Sure, I might know a little something about all of the above, but they're not something I care enough about to make it represent me and my thoughts.
In short, this blog is very "Wizzy wig".
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ABC Family and Disney promote high school violence
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So it's midnight, we're flipping through the channels and we come across "Heathers". I have never seen the whole thing, so we continue to watch it. We start watching right when Christian Slater and Winona Ryder give cleaner to her friend to kill her. Then we see them shoot 2 football players and make it look like a gay suicide. The we see cops smoking marijuana in their car. We see a few other suicides and murders, and it all ends with Christian Slater taking dynamite to the highschool and planning to kill everyone in it. Half way through, we realize we're watching the ABC Family channel. WTF. Who is the program director there? Do they not care what they show after midnight? Surely this can't be good for Disney's image. What reason could they possibly have to air that? Out of all the movies in the world or special tv movies, they chose heathers??? Someone is sick or disgruntled. I smell lawsuit waiting to happen. It wasn't even censored much.
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Posted by sixf00t4 on Sunday, February 17, 2008 @ 01:43:17 EST (572 reads)
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