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Hall’s Rule of Social Order #268

sixf00t4 — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Men should never kiss men. There are no exceptions. It doesn’t matter the situation, the place being kissed, or how well they know each other. No, not even the pope.

Tell your mom to stop calling me trash

sixf00t4 — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:00:47 +0000

WTF is up with trash bag sizing? Why can’t we have standards here? My whole life, I’ve struggled with the trash bag being too small and falling into the can, and then all the grossness builds up as it falls between the bag and wall and to the bottom of the can. Either that, or the bag is too big and you end up either filling over the capacity of the can which causes garbage to topple to the floor or you end up just wasting potential storage capacity of the bag. It’s ridiculous.

I want to sink to the bottom with you

sixf00t4 — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:18:58 +0000

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I was staying in a hotel with Kallie’s family, and I went over to the other room where everyone was. As soon as I walked through the door, Wally prompted me to answer this question. I paused, half defeated. I thought I was in an unfair position due to my freshman dorm experience at Pitt. You see, in Lothrop Hall, it’s all singles, and each room has a sink in it. Being an introvert, prone to a crazy sleep schedule, and just general laziness, it’s only a matter of time before you cave and pee in the sink. It’s straight up behaviorism psychology. So yes, I’ve urinated in a sink, and I bet at least 90% of men who lived in Lothrop did as well.

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