I did something pretty horrific in my dream last night.  I put a cute little black kitten in a microwave for about 30 seconds.  Then I did it again.  After the second time, I took it out, and it was certainly messed up.  It couldn’t even walk straight.  I felt terrible.  I tried giving it some water thinking that would make it feel better.  It was dazed, meowing every few seconds with that sound that kittens make when they’re part scared and part confused.  I could only imagine that I nuked its insides somehow, and now it has to die a slow death.  Why in the world did I put this cute kitten in the microwave?  I’m pretty sure I’m going to be haunted by this image for a while now.  It was looking at me through the microwave glass.  Beautiful round blue eyes.  I’m ashamed, and I technically didn’t even do anything.  It looked exactly like this:

why isn’t there something that does the opposite of a microwave? some that blasts water in a tray with waves that make it into ice cubes in 30 seconds? or maybe you had a long drive home from the store, and your icecream is starting to melt, throw it in the macrowave. there are lots of times in baking where you have to let things cool for a while, why not throw it a box that insta-freezes it or whatever. and like pop, or other drinks, you could just throw it in the cooler thinger.