| The Pittsburgh Penguins and their dick give-a-way |
So I subscribed to the Pittsburgh Penguins student rush text messages and every day there is a home game, they’ll text message you with how many tickets are available and any special offers there are for the game. Here’s an average message:
"PENS STUDENT RUSH: Pens vs Lightning 2nite @ 7:30. A limited number of tix will go on sale at 6:30at Gate 8. Txt Quit 2 quit"
Pretty short and simple and even has the authentic text message vocabulary to connect with the younger fans. But then, there’s today’s games text message…
"PENS STUDENT RUSH: Pens vs Caps tonight @ 7:30. Over 250 tix available. All fans receive a Dick"
A what? There’s no way they typoed "stick" right? No one on the team is named "Dick" and it wasn’t a bobble head night…At least in the traditional meaning of the term bobble head. Someone totally just got fired…

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