 | It’s dangerous out there. Here, take this. |
i just learned that diaper changing is warfare. I thought it was merely routine maintenance before. I took off her diaper, cleaned her up, bent down to toss the dirty diaper, leaving her exposed to the elements, but I didn’t realize I was exposing myself to the line of fire. BOOM. orange solids and liquids shot out of her anus in a stream that seemed destined for my being. she got it all over the changing table, dresser, diaper bin, and carpet, and I escaped. This time. Seeing her attempt had failed, she let off the self destruct device; her bladder. Urine covered her body and what was left of the changing pad.
You win this time, Juliette. Your father will be more prepared in the future.
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Comment from Gbisbey1952
Time May 7, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Sadly this is something you will get used to. I don’t have kids but have five nieces and nephews they let me tell you she will win more times then you do.