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1. Have you given your child(ren) the same meal multiple days in a row?
2. Have you ever pretended to be unaware of the dirty diaper of your child(ren) so your spouse has to deal with it?
3. Have you ever been 99.9% that your spouse is pretending to be unaware of the dirty diaper of your child(ren)?
4. Have you let your child(ren) watch more than 3 hours of uninterrupted television?
5. Were you asleep on the couch during that time?
6. Have you ever tried to sneak snacks or treats while your child wasn’t looking?
7. Have you ever eaten food after your children have already eaten part of it?
8. Have you every accidentally failed to secure your child(ren) properly in a car seat and then drove away?
9. Have you ever contemplated giving your child(ren) tylenol to put them to sleep easier/quicker/for longer?
10. Have you ever fallen asleep on the floor while your child(ren) roam free around the house?

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