 | The April fool that i am. |
It’d be cool to be married to an April, and be considered a fool. Then you’d get your own holiday.
 | riddle me this, riddle me that. |
had an interesting dream last night. I was at a doctors office with 2 friends, and the three of us were having a conversation with the doctor. somewhere in the conversation, the doctor tried to make a joke, and then punchline was, “you know what they say about the a doctor’s wife.” the three of us looked at eachother confused, and said that we didnt know what they said about doctor’s wives. the doctor (who was female) acted surprised we didnt didn’t get it. She said, “You know, their names.” We were clues less. She kind of laughed, and said she wasn’t going to tell us, and she was going to make us figure it out. She handed us a bunch childrens book and said to read through them to find out the name of a doctor’s wife. So we started to look through them, looking for a girl name that would make some sort of sense. One of my friends said to atleast tell us what letter the name started with. The doctor said Z. So we started looking through these childrens books for girl names that start with Z. After a short time, i left my 2 friends and went somewhere else, still trying to think of a girl’s name that starts with Z. Shortly after i came to the other place, I got the answer. It was either Zacheus’ wife or Zachariah’s wife. I think the joke was trying to say that wives of doctors are usually known by their husbands accomplishments.
I just thought it was so strange that i gave myself a riddle in my dream. now that i think about it, i guess zachariah or zacheus hold no relevance, so it is a stupid riddle that only i would have gotten anyway. eh. And incase anyone noticed the lack of details that are usually present in my dreams, there were plenty of them. They were all a little too personal, irrelevant, or weird to put in.
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| | washington DC rednecks |
Had a small dream last night where i was at my dad’s funeral, but it was in washington DC. Afterwards, my step-dad, Chris, and I walked out of the funeral home, and across the river you could see the lincoln memorial, but it had 7 circular rotundas in a semi-circle around it, each one about 25 feet in diameter. Chris said that he knew the name for the display, and they seemed very familiar, as if they were some monument from somewhere else, just relocated for a seasonal event. We just kept on walking down the street, and my cousin adam was riding a bike down the side walk, and he hit a spot of uneven pavement, and flipped over the handlebars and hit his head on the street. I went over to help him up. He was a little shaken, but fine otherwise. It was just me and him then, and we were going to continue walking down the street to meet up with my mom and sisters. We walk to this dead end street, and on the opposite side of the street, 2 teenagers got into a car, and broadsided an empty parked mini-van about 20 feet away from them and then drove off. We just looked at eachother like, “what the crap was that about” then, another 2 kids got into another car, and drove head to head into a bronco looking empty parked car. They backed up and did it again, and we assumed it was the car of the first 2 kids. then, this is where it gets graphic.
they had a deer (looking animal, it was larger like a camel) tied up next to their house, and a duck, that was actually more of a cartoon duck like daffy duck. the duck had arms and had a very animated face. anyway, they took a rope, tied it to the car they were in, threw it around a power line crossing the street, then took it back 40 some feet and attached it to the deer’s collar. then they tie another rope to the bumper, and the other end around the duck’s neck. the duck grabbed the rope with both hands, like begging for his life. Adam and i are just standing across the street on this porch of a house that we think everyone else should be at watching this go on in disgust. so the car starts to drive away, drags both animals for about 30 feet, the deer scraping his stomach on the street, and the duck tumbling around. Since the deer’s rope was tied around the power line, it started to get pulled up vertically, as if being hung. It got pulled up around 5 feet in the air, and from being drug on the street, a whole had torn through its skin on its stomach. intestines and stuff jsut startting falling out through this hole, and it was freaking out. so they cut it the rope above it, and it started to run back to where it was besides their house. At that point, adam and i just walked back the way we came, and a block or two down, we found everyone else.
Tags: Adam, Chris, dad, home, house, mom, washington, washington DC
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