Hall’s Rule of Social Order #61 |
There are only 3 requirements for a successful event or party: Something to eat Something to do A place to go to the bathroom As soon as one of those is not present, the event will end.
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In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks you! |
This one will be a story, within a story…where’s Christopher Nolan when you need him? I wanted to make some martini one night, and I didn’t have any vodka. Deirdre and Jordan were out and planning on coming over later, so I asked them to swing by the state store to pick up some vodka […]
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I GOT OFFERED THE FULL TIME POSITION AT MELLON!!!! i gotta drink a whole bunch of water tonight so i can flush my system of all that crack out of my system
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