Blog of Josh Hall

I did something pretty horrific in my dream last night.  I put a cute little black kitten in a microwave for about 30 seconds.  Then I did it again.  After the second time, I took it out, and it was certainly messed up.  It couldn’t even walk straight.  I felt terrible.  I tried giving it some water […]

why isn’t there something that does the opposite of a microwave? some that blasts water in a tray with waves that make it into ice cubes in 30 seconds? or maybe you had a long drive home from the store, and your icecream is starting to melt, throw it in the macrowave. there are lots […]