i just learned that diaper changing is warfare. I thought it was merely routine maintenance before. I took off her diaper, cleaned her up, bent down to toss the dirty diaper, leaving her exposed to the elements, but I didn’t realize I was exposing myself to the line of fire. BOOM. orange solids and liquids […]
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Tags: diaper, juliette, pee, poop, projectile, urine, warfare
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I was staying in a hotel with Kallie’s family, and I went over to the other room where everyone was. As soon as I walked through the door, Wally prompted me to answer this question. I paused, half defeated. I thought I was in an unfair position due to my freshman dorm experience at Pitt. […]
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Tags: behaviorism, disrepectful, dorms, family, freud, germs, gross, Kallie, lothrop, Lothrop Hall, pavlov, pee, Pitt, sink, sleep, university of pittsburgh, urination, wally
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"Treat problems from the perspective of a dog; If you can’t eat it or hump it, pee on it and walk away." – Friend’s cube flare
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27 September, 2004 (06:53) | News |
I GOT OFFERED THE FULL TIME POSITION AT MELLON!!!! i gotta drink a whole bunch of water tonight so i can flush my system of all that crack out of my system
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Tags: drink, pee, time, water
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