catch me |
“Serah, catch my legs.” – Mike Pesce, as he did a surprise handstand and fell on top of Serah.
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“Serah, catch my legs.” – Mike Pesce, as he did a surprise handstand and fell on top of Serah.
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“I wear the pants in my relationship; my wife just tells me which ones.” – some guy in my class
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“Stressed is just ‘desserts’ spelled backwards.” -Some lady’s T-Shirt
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Look at the triple qualifiers. “Katrina exposed serious problems in our response capability at all levels of government and to an extent the federal government didn’t fully do its job right, I take responsibility. ” – George W. Bush
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“Did you ever have a job that you hated and worked real hard at? A long, hard day of work. Finally you get to go home, get in bed, close your eyes and immediately you wake up and realize… that the whole day at work had been a dream. It’s bad enough that you sell […]
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“Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends” – Fall Out Boy
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