Site Update

Opposites Attract

25 January, 2008 (23:05) | Site Update

New songs uploaded to the Myspace page!

Thoughts & Ideas

Scar tissue that I wish you saw

25 January, 2008 (13:02) | Thoughts & Ideas

This will parallel any thoughts in wonder about how atoms and molecules decide to come together and make a body.  How they can keep adding other atoms and molecules, and we call this phenom "growing", but at some point, they just decide to stop adding more.  So strange.  I have a big scar on the back of my right hand, and I laugh at how scars come to be.  It’s as if the atoms and molecules are ticked off at you for interrupting their work, and they say "Screw you, we’re not going to work there anymore."  and then there are some less bitter atoms and molecules that are like "oh, come on guys, we got to do something, we can’t just leave a big gaping wound for him."  So then some others join in and say, "fine, but we’re not going to make it look pretty, just cover the hole and then we’re done."  And there it is.  Some slacker atoms and molecules didn’t want to finish the job.  But then you have over achieving atoms and molecules of the chamaleon and gnute, they’re like, "Hey, you just took away our tail!  We were using that!  F.  Now I’m going to have to start all over."

Ramblings

friggin busses

24 January, 2008 (09:57) | Ramblings

So I have 3 options for busses that go downtown.  the 81a, 81b, and 81c.  The 81a and 81b follow centre avenue and run every 20 minutes.  That’s the problem.  These bus routes are just about identical, and they’re always right behind eachother.  I mean, RIGHT BEHIND eachother.  Sometimes one will pass the other because the first one is picking up all the people and it has none.  For days like today, where I just miss the bus, it’d be nice if they moved one of the bus routes 10 minutes back or forward, so that a bus would be coming every 10 minutes.  That’d be swell.  Friggin Port Authority!  Get your financials straight so you can start focusing on service!

Life Long Goals

WARNING: How to become as cliche as possible

23 January, 2008 (13:14) | Life Long Goals

I’m going to put it out there because it’s true.  I want to write a novel.  I have tons of ideas written down on note pads for stories and characters, but never really get beyond that step.  I’d love to write something like Palahniuk.  If worse comes to worse, I had an idea for a series of books, sort of like the "Whatever : for dummies" books.   It’d be something like "A local’s guide to : Pittsburgh"  and it would contain all the underground info about the place that only locals know.  Sure it’d have the incline, primanti’s, etc  but it’d also talk about the mattress factory, the O, student rush, when to get a tour of Heinz Field, all the running paths at schenley, places to catch live music, etc.  Details!  because of the potential of outdated information, a website would go along with it (of course!)  something like localeyes.com or localize.com and each city would be a subdomain, pittsburgh.localeyes.com

Music

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

22 January, 2008 (11:32) | Music

Harry Belafonte – Jump in the line

This song is stuck in head and I want it out.  RIGHT. NOW.  I have no idea when the last time I’ve ever heard this song, and I don’t even know all the lyrics, i just have the "SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE Señora " part repeating in my head.

Pittsburgh

The Pittsburgh Penguins and their dick give-a-way

21 January, 2008 (22:40) | Pittsburgh

So I subscribed to the Pittsburgh Penguins student rush text messages and every day there is a home game, they’ll text message you with how many tickets are available and any special offers there are for the game.  Here’s an average message:

"PENS STUDENT RUSH: Pens vs Lightning 2nite @ 7:30.  A limited number of tix will go on sale at 6:30at Gate 8.  Txt Quit 2 quit"

Pretty short and simple and even has the authentic text message vocabulary to connect with the younger fans.  But then, there’s today’s games text message…

"PENS STUDENT RUSH:  Pens vs Caps tonight @ 7:30.  Over 250 tix available.  All fans receive a Dick"

A what?  There’s no way they typoed "stick" right?  No one on the team is named "Dick" and it wasn’t a bobble head night…At least in the traditional meaning of the term bobble head.  Someone totally just got fired…