Give me my money back, you B%@#*
This is effing ridiculous. A class action lawsuit waiting to happen. If anyone knows an attorney, I’d be willing to talk to them and split the winnings with you.
So I get contacts earlier this spring, and each of the 4 boxes come with a $10 mail in rebate for CooperVision. So i send in the UPC box tops and after like 3 months, i get this stupid visa debit card in the mail. WTF is this crap? Where’s my $40 check??
So here’s the deal with this thing. It’s like a credit card with a $40 limit. If I want to buy something that costs more than $40 – I’m screwed because it won’t accept the charge. I’d have to be able to tell the cashier, “Take $40 from this card, then the rest on this other one.” That’s hassle. Coopervision has an anti-marketing campaign here because their name is tied to all of this frustration.
The trap doesn’t stop there. As if that wasn’t making it hard enough for you to spend, you have 6 months to use the card, or you get assessed a $3 “monthly maintenance fee”. WTF. I want to [do very violent things]. This thing has a time limit? That makes me feel like I’m really just borrowing money from Coopervision, and if I don’t burn it all before they remember they lent it to me, they’re going to take it back.
Keep in mind, since it’s a credit card, If I spend $35.32, I have to do the math in my head to know what is left on the card. Then I have to remember how much is on the card for the next time I use it. The closer I get to $40.00 without approaching it EXACTLY, the less likely I am able to actually use the full value of the rebate.
Whatever. I can use this thing in 6 months. I’ll just take Kallie out for a nice dinner, split the check, and it’ll be nice. So here we are, at a swanky restaurant in Chicago, and I explain to the waiter what I need him to do. He comes back and says, “Sorry, this card was rejected for $40.” I’m livid. WTF. I tell him to try $39.99 maybe??? It dawns on me that perhaps I have had it for 6 months and they pegged me with the maintenance fee. Anyway, after a second time, and much embarrassment, he says that it accepted $30 and he put the rest on my other card. I apologize, and thank him for his patience.
So I go home and log into the webpage account for this card to figure out what the crap is going on here. Here’s my statement. Can you decypher why it didn’t let $40 through???? WHAT THE EFF is that $36????
I’m so sick of this card, I just gave it to Kallie and said, “Buy something. NOW. GET RID OF THIS VICIOUS CARD.” So she gets on half.com and buys a book for $8.99 shipped….WTF IS GOING ON WITH THIS STATEMENT?!?!?! DIE, COOPERVISION. DIE, PREPAID VISA REBATE CARDS. You’re effing ridiculous, frustrating, and should be banned before water boarding.
This is just disgusting business tactics to not give money. They say they’ll give you a rebate, but they make it nearly impossible for you to claim that money. It’s like a carrot dangling on a string, and I’m about ready put that carrot someplace that CEO won’t appreciate. Or maybe he would. I’m throwing down some serious hate here.
Had they just cut me a check, I would have enjoyed the experience, and done business with them again. Now I don’t trust them, and I want to kill anyone will the last name “Cooper”.
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