It’s dangerous out there. Here, take this.
i just learned that diaper changing is warfare. I thought it was merely routine maintenance before. I took off her diaper, cleaned her up, bent down to toss the dirty diaper, leaving her exposed to the elements, but I didn’t realize I was exposing myself to the line of fire. BOOM. orange solids and liquids shot out of her anus in a stream that seemed destined for my being. she got it all over the changing table, dresser, diaper bin, and carpet, and I escaped. This time. Seeing her attempt had failed, she let off the self destruct device; her bladder. Urine covered her body and what was left of the changing pad.
You win this time, Juliette. Your father will be more prepared in the future.781 views