Tag: pee

It’s dangerous out there. Here, take this.

7 May, 2012 (12:58) | Daddy Log

i just learned that diaper changing is warfare.  I thought it was merely routine maintenance before.  I took off her diaper, cleaned her up, bent down to toss the dirty diaper, leaving her exposed to the elements, but I didn’t realize I was exposing myself to the line of fire.  BOOM.  orange solids and liquids […]

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I want to sink to the bottom with you

16 July, 2010 (11:18) | Poll the People

I was staying in a hotel with Kallie’s family, and I went over to the other room where everyone was.  As soon as I walked through the door, Wally prompted me to answer this question.  I paused, half defeated.  I thought I was in an unfair position due to my freshman dorm experience at Pitt.  […]

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That’s the problem with me.

2 May, 2008 (14:25) | Memorable Quotes

"Treat problems from the perspective of a dog;  If you can’t eat it or hump it, pee on it and walk away."  – Friend’s cube flare

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now i have to pee in a cup.

27 September, 2004 (06:53) | News

I GOT OFFERED THE FULL TIME POSITION AT MELLON!!!!       i gotta drink a whole bunch of water tonight so i can flush my system of all that crack out of my system

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