Blog of Josh Hall

Because you can wing it And just hope and pray for a little bit of sun and not a drop of rain Because you don’t need me But you want to hear and see How I can help you plan your daily drive Leave a little early; storm comes at five. Because I will warn […]

$emo = rand(); class dreamgirl{ var $family; var $body; var $faith; var $humor; var $intelligence; var $sanity; var $ambition; var $interest; function PhysicalAttraction() { foreach($attributes as $key => $value){ return $value;} } function PersonalityCompatibility() { while($personality>0 && $interest!=NULL){ GetToKnow($personality); $personality–; NextStep($thisgirl); }else EXIT; }$thisgirl = new dreamgirl();>Error on line 21, function "NextStep" not defined.

Before you even get to taste the pudding, you’re already a loser.  You’re not getting that seal off with 1 smooth motion.  Nope.  It’s going to tear.  Unevenly.  Then you have to decide, do you go all OCD and peel the cover off completely, or do you let that taut portion obstruct your spooning motion?  […]

this was a stupid idea.  I was totally fine thursday, friday, saturday, and sunday.  I’m swollen and can’t eat anything.  i ran 5 miles friday, hung drywall saturday, and played soccer sunday.  Now i can’t get out of bed.  isn’t this reversed?  the doc said he expected my 5th day would be the worse when […]

"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex." – Aldous Huxley

With video cameras getting smaller and smaller, I’d like to see a headband with cameras sewn into it on the front, back, and both sides.  This headband would be worn by athletes like in the NBA.  It’d be great to get that first person point of view on things like fast breaks or dunks, or […]