Blog of Josh Hall

Is it rude to cut steak all up before you eat it?

how long has voicemail been around?  You think we know how to leave messages by now?  I’m on and off conference calls all day, and I waste a lot of time listening and waiting for prompts.  I wish there were options to adjust to avoid the messages.  There is this one that reads out the whole [...]

He’s there when you falter. He’s there when you lose. He’s there before it’s over. He’s there when hope is gone. But when you go to call his name, "I, Surrender" was you all along.

you’d think if they have the time and means to make green ketchup, they could make orange juice that doesn’t suck before or after toothpaste.