Tag: men

I keed, I keed

22 March, 2012 (12:00) | Memorable Quotes

“I hold it be a proof of great prudence for men to abstain from threats and insulting words towards anyone, for neither…diminishes the strength of the enemy; but the one makes him more cautious and the other increases his hatred of you and makes him more persevering in his efforts to injure you.” – Niccolo […]

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Hall’s Rule of Social Order #208

7 November, 2011 (12:00) | Hall's Rules of Social Order

Eagle Scouts are among the best men you’ll ever meet. I’m just saying, an Eagle Scout would be the first boy to get approval to date my daughter.

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Hall’s Rule of Social Order #109

17 October, 2011 (12:00) | Hall's Rules of Social Order

Men don’t wear jorts.  Children wear jean shorts.  Jean shorts belong in the 90s.  This means you, John Cena.  The fact that Tobias Fünke wore them should be enough reason for you not to wear them. http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/lifestyle/to-jort-or-not-to-jort http://www.facebook.com/pages/JORTS/106473373823

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Hall’s Rule of Social Order #268

27 December, 2010 (12:00) | Hall's Rules of Social Order

Men should never kiss men.  There are no exceptions.  It doesn’t matter the situation, the place being kissed, or how well they know each other.  No, not even the pope.

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And don’t forget to give me back my black T-shirt

15 December, 2010 (12:00) | Poll the People

I forget why it happened, but we were at Chris Olivieri’s place one night for a party and Kallie ended up needing to borrow a shirt, so Chris gave her an old Pirates tshirt.  Now, she’ll wear it sometimes.  To bed, or in the morning on the weekends.  All I can think about is that […]

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Hall’s Rule of Social Order #38

6 December, 2010 (12:00) | Hall's Rules of Social Order

There is no such thing as a multi-sex “wedding shower”.  They’re called Bridal showers, and only women go to them.

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