Hall's Rules of Social OrderCategory: Hall’s Rules of Social Order

Hall’s Rule of Social Order #140

11 April, 2011 (12:00) | Hall's Rules of Social Order

Unless you’re a professional photographer, you are not a professional photographer.

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Hall’s Rule of Social Order #108

4 April, 2011 (12:00) | Hall's Rules of Social Order

You don’t tuck in tshirts or polo shirts.  They’re not designed to be tucked in, they’re designed to be a little more comfortable.  This is especially true if you have a big ol beer gut.  Why the eff would you tuck in your shirt to accentuate your belly?  That’s just disgusting.

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Hall’s Rule of Social Order #107

28 March, 2011 (12:00) | Hall's Rules of Social Order

You’re only as dressed up as your least formal article of clothing.  More specifically, you can’t dress up sports gear.  A football jersey with a sports coat and tie underneath is still a football jersey.  A sweater vest with warm up pants is still warm up pants.  You’re basically a walking contradiction.  That, or you’re […]

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Hall’s rule of Social Order #164

21 March, 2011 (12:00) | Hall's Rules of Social Order

It’s not true until Snopes says it’s confirmed.

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Hall’s Rule of Social Order #203

14 March, 2011 (12:00) | Hall's Rules of Social Order

Talking in public restrooms should be avoided at all costs.  You have a job to do, and you should be focused on your task.  Talking across stall walls is completely forbidden.  That’s just weird for everyone involved.  Yes, talking on your phone counts as talking across walls.

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Hall’s Rule of Social Order # 278

7 March, 2011 (12:00) | Hall's Rules of Social Order

The only time you talk about your old job is at a job interview.  Once you’re in, they don’t care anymore.  Don’t be that guy that dishes out diatribes on how he used to do this, or how things were when no one really gives a crap.

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