Tag: bathroom

I’m brushing my teeth and having so much fun, I never let the water run

16 January, 2013 (12:00) | Poll the People

I’ve only ever seen 1 guy ever do it at work.  I don’t think he was American. I’ll admit, I have a toothbrush and toothpaste at work.  I’ll also admit that I’ve never used it.  It’s there in case I know I have some bad breath and need to take care of it. Logically, it […]

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Hall’s Rule of Social Order #30

22 October, 2012 (12:00) | Hall's Rules of Social Order

Carpets do not belong in bathrooms.   That’s just nasty.

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Hall’s Rule of Social Order #61

12 March, 2012 (12:00) | Hall's Rules of Social Order

There are only 3 requirements for a successful event or party: Something to eat Something to do A place to go to the bathroom   As soon as one of those is not present, the event will end.

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Hall’s Rule of Social Order #203

14 March, 2011 (12:00) | Hall's Rules of Social Order

Talking in public restrooms should be avoided at all costs.  You have a job to do, and you should be focused on your task.  Talking across stall walls is completely forbidden.  That’s just weird for everyone involved.  Yes, talking on your phone counts as talking across walls.

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3 Doors Down

3 December, 2010 (12:00) | Memories

Alright, this memory is going to be a little graphic, but i have to live with it, so I’m going to share it. With an opening sentence like that, how could you not read more? So while I was at pitt, I lived in Lothrop Hall. Lothrop Hall had disgusting bathrooms and the stalls did […]

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30 by 30

15 November, 2010 (12:00) |

By my 30th birthday, Friday, November 16th, 2012, I’d like to accomplish a few things.  I got the idea to come up with the list from my friend, Ben, but I’m not ambitious enough to list 100 things in 1000 days.  I was thinking about just doing “24 things in 24 months” but that makes […]

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